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I think it’s universally well known that the saddest part of everyone’s childhood was when Chuckie Finster didn’t have a mom to dance with
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if i was a criminal i would commit all of my crimes in drag so if surveillance cameras caught my face i would look completely different and the only evidence i would leave behind would be like a strand of wig hair and maybe a press-on nail
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shout out to all of the custodians, cooks, garbage truck drivers, cafeteria workers, bus drivers, waiters, and every one else whose jobs and entire fucking existences get shit on by the same people who wouldn’t know what to do with their lives if they had to do anything for themselves
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the guy who played all of the oompa loompas in charlie and the chocolate factory is named deep roy
deep roy
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